New calendar conceived by Cesidio Tallini, and having 14 months. The calendar has generated other cultural offshoots like a Martian calendar, as well as a new astrology and astronomy. The Cesidian calendar is superior to the Gregorian calendar in many ways.
There are 7 days in a Cesidian calendar week, as well as 2 irregular or special days:
Day of the Week | Abbreviation | Notes |
Jeuday * |
Φ |
Pronounced "Jew-day", from the French jeudi + the English day. The French jeudi in turn comes from the Latin Jovis Dies, meaning "Jupiter's Day". Also known as "Messiah Day", it is the Cesidian Sabbath. In 2020 the Cesidian Sabbath will fall on Gregorian Thursdays. |
Saturnday † |
Χ |
Day of Saturn (first day of work) |
Uranday |
Δ |
Day of Uranus (day devoted to projects, inventions, high technology) |
Neptunday ‡ |
Ψ |
Day of Neptune (day devoted to dreaming, prayer, contemplation) |
Plutoday |
Ρ |
Day of Pluto (day of sex or sharing, and day for honouring holy souls among the dead) |
Mercuday |
Μ |
Day of Mercury (day devoted to letter, article, or essay writing, to communications in general) |
Venusday |
Π |
Day of Venus (day devoted to beauty, harmony, love, affection, shopping and hedonism) |
Earthday/Marsday |
Τ/Γ |
Irregular days: Earthday is the last day of the year, and Marsday is a Leap Year Day. Day of Earth, and Day of Mars. The first has the same symbolism as the popular environmental "Earthday", and the second is actually a day devoted to peace, not to war. |
The Cesidian Months, on the other hand, are 14:
Cesidian Month | Abbreviation |
Archimedes |
A |
Beethoven |
B |
Columbus |
C |
Dalí |
D |
Edison |
E |
Fleming |
F |
Gandhi |
G |
Hokusai |
H |
Isaiah |
I |
Jung |
J |
Kurosawa |
K |
Lagrange |
L |
Montessori * |
M |
Nureyev |
N |
This is what the Cesidian calendar looks like:
Archimedes |
Hokusai |
Beethoven |
Isaiah |
Columbus |
Jung |
Dalí |
Kurosawa |
Edison |
Lagrange |
Fleming |
Montessori |
Gandhi |
Nureyev |
This is what it looks like in business card format:
CESIDIAN CALENDAR
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Archimedes |
Beethoven |
Columbus |
Dalí |
Edison |
Fleming |
Gandhi |
Marsday
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The Cesidian calendar standard in English, Italian, and Interlingua:
Cesidian Calendar
Calendario Cesidiano/Cesidian
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Cesidian
Day
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Giorno
Cesidiano
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Die
Cesidian
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Jeuday *
Saturnday
Uranday
Neptunday
Plutoday
Mercuday
Venusday
Earthday
Marsday
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giudì *
saturndì
urandì
nettundì
plutodì
mercoledì
venerdì
terradì
martedì
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jeudi *
saturndi
urandi
neptundi
plutodi
mercuridi
venerdi
terradi
martedi
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Cesidian
Month
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Mese
Cesidiano
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Mense
Cesidian
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Archimedes
Beethoven
Columbus
Dalí
Edison
Fleming
Gandhi
Hokusai
Isaiah
Jung
Kurosawa
Lagrange
Montessori
Nureyev
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archimede
beethoven
colombo
dalí
edison
fleming
gandhi
hokusai
isaia
jung
kurosawa
lagrange
montessori
nureyev
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archimedes
beethoven
columbo
dali
edison
fleming
gandhi
hokusai
isaia
jung
kurosawa
lagrange
montessori
nureyev
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Use of Cesidian calendar today
Today the Cesidian calendar is used by Cesidians (an advanced form of Judeo-Christianity), since the calendar is considered sacred for various reasons — eg, it is the first Messianic calendar. The Cesidian calendar has also produced cultural offshoots, from a Martian calendar; to Bucksfanian astrology (a 14-sign tropical astrology system); to the Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) format, which is a combination of Cesidian calendar date and Swatch Internet Time. It should be noted that the Cyberterra Mean Time standard, on the other hand, is simply the UTC + 1 hour standard, with no daylight saving or summer time observed throughout the year.
There is also a system of multi-faith holidays now used with the Cesidian calendar, which could be used in theory by people of complementary faiths (Judeo-Christian faiths), but also by Buddhists.
It should also be noted that the Cesidian calendar is also used by the United Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA), and the UMMOA now has not one, not two, but three "Big Bens", or three independent websites, with independent hosts, functioning as global "Big Bens". These can be consulted at any time online to find out the particular date in the Cesidian calendar, the Cesidian calendar day of the week, as well as the Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) of the moment.
Cyberterra Mean Time (CMT) — unlike the Biel Mean Time (BMT) system which was proposed by the Swiss company Swatch — is actually based on the Cyberterra Meridian, whose geo coordinates are 43°0'0" North and 15°0'0" East. This corresponds to an actual point on the earth's surface, which despite being in the middle of the Adriatic Sea, was visited in the past by humans.
Well, even if one CMT domain or site is down at a specific moment because of downtime, chances are pretty good that the other CMT domains or sites will still be working/accessible.
See also
References
- The Cesidian Root: A bizarre peek at the world wide weird, by Sasha Bogursky, FoxNews.com, 29 February 2012.
External links
- CMT - Cyberterra Mean Time (virtual realm)
- Cyberterra Mean Time standard
- Cyberterra Mean Time format — the 2.0 format, or the week, day, date, and time format
- Swatch Internet Time